What an odd day so far...I've managed to open the door on 2 people going to the bathroom today- both within about 2 hours of each other.

1. Going to the bathroom at Pettibone is the same thing everyday. Walk into the bathroom and hang a sharp right to the only urnal in the men's bathroom- you can't see if someone is taking a piss there or not- so often you turn to step to the urnal and someone is there already- I hidden behind a small wall. So the next thing you do is go to the first available stall and piss (usually the 1st stall in a row of about 5 or 6 on your left). Well- nobody ever craps in the first stall! Its like a bathroom etiquette or something- you always crap in the stall thats near the corner or back of the room. But guess what...someone was taking a dump in the first stall! No locks on the door- oops! The guy goes, "Check for feet!". Nice.

2. Went to Subway for lunch. The bathroom door was closed, but no light was coming from under the door. Open the door some old guy is pissing in the dark. WTF- who pisses in the dark? Anyway- on his way out he says, "If you would have had to go as bad as I did I would have shared." Ummmmm- no thanks.